The Absolutely Phenomenal $1 Million Dollar Website Design
You’ve never seen anything like this because it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to own the best website ever created!
Now only $999,999.99
So break out your American Express Black card and start the process of getting the greatest website now!
Here’s what your cool $1 Million dollars gets you.
The Best, of the Best, of the Best.
WordPress is highly-flexible and easy-to-use website Content Management System (CMS). WordPress now powers 33.4% (over 1/3rd of the top 10 million sites) on the web, is available in 40 languages, 22% of new U.S. registered domains run on WordPress, and 29,000 WordPress plugins and growing daily.
Here’s what a WordPress website can do for you.
- Add, update, and/or delete information yourself with just a couple clicks.
- Expand as your website content grows.
- Easily integrate a blog section for posting articles, updates, or special offers, etc.
- Provide a Search Engine Friendly platform (helping give your website more visibility in search engine listings).
Custom Installed WordPress Software
When you spend one million dollars on a website you shouldn’t have to lift a finger. And you won’t. That’s because we’ll handle all the technical, geeky details for you;
- Create required Databases on your website hosting server. Don’t know what a database is? That’s okay, that’s why you’re paying us.
- Configure the software file with the SUPER STRONG passwords and security salts
- Upload and install software on your hosting server*
- Configure General settings and add users for Administration
- Configure Permalink settings (to help increase search engine rankings)
* If you don’t already own a website hosting company to host your site, go buy one! But if you just spent your last Million, we can hook you up.
Ultimate Badass Security
Although all website are vulnerable to attack — even WordPress — we take extreme measures to help secure your website with the most advanced and badass security options available.
- Security measures added to databases and configuration files
- Install Site Security plugins that make potential hackers piss their pants just by looking at your site.
- Ensure settings for your Million dollar website are correct and configuration is perfect
- And just in case of a thermal nuclear attack, a Backup System to restore your site to it’s golden glory.
The Best Words
Our writers are Prince’s of Prose and Kings of Marketing.
We know all the best words. Great words. The Gold standard of words. More words than anyone else, and we use them more beautifully.
Words that will make your website the greatest it can be!
And since we’re the best at words, your website will be the envy of all that read it.
Killer Social Sharing
Even the BEST and most expensive website in the world won’t mean anything if people don’t know it exists. So we add the ultimate social sharing options to make sure they do.
- Install a Search Engine Optimization (SEO) plugin to help get your site seen by Google & other search engines
- Install and Set up Google XML Sitemaps *
- Set up Google Analytics so you can track where visitors come from and the actions they take *
- Set up RSS *
- Install and configure social sharing options and add links to your Facebook, Twitter, Google+, and LinkedIn pages/profiles.
- Set up website to be mobile friendly for visitors on touch-based devices
* Google account required
Jealous Level: 15
SEO Level: Maximun
Even the BEST and most expensive website in the world won’t mean anything if people don’t know it exists. So we add the ultimate social sharing options to make sure they do.
- Install a Search Engine Optimization (SEO) plugin to help get your site seen by Google & other search engines
- Install and Set up Google XML Sitemaps *
- Set up Google Analytics so you can track where visitors come from and the actions they take *
- Set up RSS *
- Install and configure social sharing options and add links to your Facebook, Twitter, Google+, and LinkedIn pages/profiles.
- Set up website to be mobile friendly for visitors on touch-based devices
* Google account required
Jealous Level: 15
Full Customization and Tailored Content
Now it’s time to tailor your site to match your business.
- Install a WordPress template (website design)
- Add your logo
- Adjust website colors to match your business (brand)
- Install contact form so customers can easily reach you
- Add location specific map and information so customers can find you
- Add up to 5 pages of existing text
- Review, sign-off, and launch your new site!
And, the Most Highly Anticipate Website Launch Party. Like, EVER.
Get Started Now!
Upon submitting the completed form you’ll receive a confirmation email with information we’ll need to get started.
Project Timing
Estimated completion is generally 5-7 business days from project start.
Payment Method
We accept Visa and MasterCard via secure online system.
A 50% deposit is required upon placing your order.
Please feel free to call with any questions you may have.
We look forward to working with you!
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